Sunday, August 2, 2009

5 Do's and A Don't: Lessons Learned In A Weekend

DO use the time trapped at home on a rainy, car-less, Sunday afternoon to do something constructive besides finishing another book. …Clean… There’s a revolutionary concept. My neat freak sister would approve!


DO invite a friend that you don’t hang out with nearly enough to the movies. Thanks Carrie for being my Saturday night date and chauffeur.


DO go see The Ugly Truth. This is possibly the funniest movie I’ve seen in a seriously long time.


DO try to ignore the woman in the bathroom who sounds like she… umm… has her O face on… while peeing (Office Space reference for those of you who are not fluent).


DO excuse yourself into the hallway when you can no longer contain your snickers as they have escalated into fits of laughter that I have not experienced since high school.


And finally... DON’T brag about your impending date night before it actually happens. You’ve only jinxed yourself and the evening by doing so. Case in point…

Yes, we're all fine. Jamie was only one involved. Babs (Big Ass Buick, our DR saving grace) didn't come out so well though. We're still praying for her possible, but uncertain, recovery. Date night cancelled :-(

4 comments:

Amanda said...

You obviously haven't seen my house lately and if you are finishing up a Twilight book...by all means those books take priority over a clean house, fed children, or baths.

Jenn Sugg said...

How did you know I was referring to you?

Just kidding, I did live with D for ah... 12 years of life and fondly remember the milk carton incident as one of the smelliest things ever. No offense D, but you won't ever live that down!

Crissie said...

Yeah - Amanda is full of crap...we all know that if we were all to invade her house right now - it would be spotless and ready to go...

Jenn Sugg said...

Crissie, I couldn't agree more.